Friday, November 29, 2013

Fin.

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This show is concluded. I have moved any further performances to an undisclosed location. My target audience includes those capable of surv...
Saturday, November 16, 2013

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Watch "FFVII Advent Children: Living Legacy" on YouTube
Wednesday, November 13, 2013

In the unlikely event that anyone is following me on Twitter or attempting to communicate with me by that means, you should know that I do not check my various accounts.

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And I have several. I recall that I have used @ckpi, @ckpi1, @UpWithTerror, @SmellyOlTerris, @ImInChargeNow, and @USS_Armageddon. They serv...
Tuesday, November 12, 2013

He's learned the first cardinal rule of stand-up: No good deed goes unpunished.

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'Broke and lonely' NSA leaker Edward Snowden is living off public donations as he awaits his first paycheck from Russian website ...
Monday, November 11, 2013

Leahy.

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Isn't this form of communication so much more convenient for me? It's the comedy equivalent of certified mail. It saves the cost of ...
Saturday, November 9, 2013

Through my independent studies of economics and quantum physics, I accidentally learned how to engineer reality.

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So for the past ten years I've been experimenting with that knowledge. But I've learned since that the proper term is "dunamis...

Leahy, Hagel, Saunders.

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You are about to receive instructions. Stand fast.

In my capacity as President of the United States, I hereby decree that it is morning in America.

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Watch "Angelis Morning Has Broken" on YouTube
Monday, November 4, 2013

"In the springtime the flowers will grow. ... Yes."

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Watch ""Being There" Movie Trailer starring Peter Sellers and Shirley MacLaine" on YouTube