WASHINGTON, Nov 1 (Reuters) - British authorities claimed the domestic partner of reporter Glenn Greenwald was involved in "terrorism" when he tried to carry documents from former U.S. intelligence contractor Edward Snowden through a London airport in August, according to police and intelligence documents.
British Accuse David Miranda, Glenn Greenwald's Partner, Of 'Terrorism'
Ah: Don't be afeared of being a smelly ol' terriss. In order to yank out cables and make sparks fly and laugh uproariously at all your mayhem, it is necessary first to be declared a terriss.
And then you can use that professional distinction to add value to your memoir if you so luckily happen to have been a critically acclaimed comedian before certain idiot jurisdictions so unwisely elected to deem you a national security threat.
So use your power for all it's worth. Convert your kook law containment field into a legal principality. You may then methodically execute the offending jurisdiction at your leisure.
You can feed it its own brains.