My Video Intro

What follow are to be considered transcriptions of spoken word pieces that I would have delivered in a physical theater. You will also find video and audio pieces here.

This show has been roughed out years in advance, and material delivered as its time approached. There is an arc to this show. For that reason, posts --that is, pieces-- should be read in order, from older to newer. So if you've been absent for a bit, scroll all the way down and read upward.

Please remember that this is not a free show. This is the professional undertaking of a professional comedian who bet the farm on making this a going concern. Just because it is possible to steal my property does not mean that you may. If you go to the farmer's market and the man is away from his table, you are nonetheless obligated to put your money into the shoebox labeled "Put money here." My personal friends are exempted from buying their tickets, as well as those who may not be able to afford to buy a ticket. Everyone else is morally and legally obligated to buy a ticket if they partake of even, say, a dozen pieces of mine per year. Duck outside my theater for a cigarette as often as you like, but you didn't get in here in the first place without buying your ticket at the box office. The cost is $100 per person, per year. There is no law enforcement discount. There is no news media discount. No one gets a discount, unless you honestly don't have the money. (And to my law enforcement patrons: Even in Lenny Bruce's day, cops had to buy their tickets before they could get into his theater to jot their notes. Jot away, but if you are not here to arrest me or to shut the place down, then you are here covertly. If that is the case, then you are passing as ordinary patrons. If that is the case --and it is-- then you buy your tickets just like regular customers.)

Thank you for coming.

--Chris

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This is the product safety sticker that accompanies all my speech:

There was a Pratt and Whitney JT9D 7-series compressor recovered from Murray Street in New York on 9-11, the precise identification of which is detailed in the Capta Brightstick Document. That incompatible engine hardware precludes Flight 175's presence at the scene of the crime and indicts the jurisdiction known as United States as criminal. If you are a member of a grand jury or jury, or if you are a judge, and if this product safety sticker has been removed from whatever speech of mine may have been presented to you, it is because the prosecutor is pulling a fast one on you and doesn't want you to know that the federal government auto-executed itself in a grand ceremony for all to see. Please have a nice day.

Updated legalese, added 11/1/2012 on the occasion of realizing that every time I go to court, Madame Prosecutor is forever waving around my intellectual property contained herein, content to use my words against me without having the decency to buy her ticket to my show. Well, here's something you can wave around: "I, Christopher King, do hereby plead guilty to whatever it is that Madame Prosecutor may allege. I'm rotten to the core and I secretly make fun of the judge all the time. As a result, I --and here these are my words, the words of the prosecutor and not of Mister King-- I have luscious melon breasts and I think the judge is the worst thing ever to happen to the court. You hear me, judge? That's right. I, Madame Prosecutor, secretly hate you and I think your rulings blow. I would like the record to reflect that Mister King is well hung and I ache for his tender ministrations. I suck, the prosecutor's office sucks, the judge sucks, and Mister King is a national treasure despite his plainly stating that he is guilty of all allegations that may ever be made. He plainly confirms that he is a dangerous terrorist. There. Let the record try to sort out who is who in this statement."

http://youtu.be/rJDztqCG91g

"Ta da! Behold Assclown Jurisdiction United States!"

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Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Here is a training video for my law enforcement audience.

This is a peculiar video that I just now stumbled across called "I, Pet Goat II." It is a treasure trove of gang signs of the criminal cabal which executed 9-11.

You know how street gangs will flash their hand signs and tag walls and bridges and the like? An astute gang specialist in your police department will know how to decipher those signs. He will, like some sort of archaeologist reading hieroglyphs, be able to discern the connections between various members, the extent of their territory, the businesses that gang is involved in, etc.

I have been following this particular gang for nearly twenty years. I am well familiar with their signs and their rituals.

Watch this video. Though it may seem to you to be strange and kooky, it's really not. The gang we're dealing with have rituals. These rituals may seem silly to you, but I assure you that these rituals are not silly to them. The astute gang specialist in the police department will suspend all judgment as he records and deciphers the codes and rituals of the target gang.

I agree with 95% of the analysis in this video (which is a frame-by-frame breakdown of the original video.) I might have a different take on a few points, and I'm not sure there is much to be had from the onionskin overlays on top of the ancient stone carvings. Also, what the analyst calls a "bomb" next to George Bush's head in the video is not a bomb. It's an ejaculating penis, which is significant in pagan religions.

There is not a single frame of the original video that is wasted. Not a single image is superfluous. Every last image in that video is significant. Pay attention. For example, within the snowflake to the left of the blackboard is a six-pointed star, sometimes erroneously called the Star of David, the symbol for Israel. It's not. It is the Seal of Solomon, which was adopted by the Rothschild family as their crest. It is a form of sacred geometry which has its place in hyperdimensional physics. This is the "magic" that these Illuminists employ. It's not magic, it's physics. One of the reasons why I am so perfectly fascinated by Judaism is that the Torah appears to be an encoding of hyperdimensional physics.

What I do know about this gang is that they share a religion. That religion is called Illuminism, which is synonymous with Luciferianism, which is sometimes referred to as Satanism. (As you may know, George Bush comes from a very long line of Satanists.) It is not necessary that I, as a gang investigator, believe in the religion, only that I acknowledge that its adherents do.

Its adherents believe that they are the descendants and keepers of the knowledge of what they call the Annunaki, those in whose image A-dam was created.

That religion employs magic. And part of that magic is that its practitioners must tell you beforehand precisely what it is they intend to do to you.

This video, "I, Pet Goat II" is a clear instance of this monied, criminal gang of Luciferians telling the world what they intend to do.

I do believe strongly that they have another massive false flag event planned. I believe that it will be executed in the United States. Any such event will have been executed by the CIA, Mossad, and FEMA (now the Department of Homeland Security.) Those agencies are the "muscle" for the Illuminati bankers and their minions who are in the process of enslaving the rest of humanity to be used as servants of their god, Lucifer, whom they regard as the Illumined One.

(Lucifer is a forgery and has deluded these Illuminists.)

Those who commissioned this video in no way would care that I share it with my audience. They don't care. The purpose of the video, after all, is to baldy state to everyone what they intend to do. It is part of their magic.

But as every frame in that video is significant --not a single image superfluous-- not a single frame in this life, this creation, this "computer generated" reality here, is wasted. Significant information is to be found everywhere in this physical world, signs and codes deliberately planted by the architect of this place.

All is as it should be in this world. The movie isn't over until the credits roll. There are twists and turns and surprises and fearful moments in that drama. There cannot be a protagonist without an antagonist. We appear to have the great privilege to be witness to the final scenes in a drama written an eternity ago by some architect, some artist or computer programmer, some higher intelligence. Everything turns out okay in the end. I have it on good authority. Just stick with me; you'll do fine.

Everything you have ever experienced has been magic. It has all been an illusion. Illusions cannot hurt you, except to the extent that you may hurt yourself in your response to those illusions.

Pay very close attention to this video. It tells us all we need to know to identify the next massive attack on the United States and the world.