To recap:
You have rigged United States for controlled demolition by using that compressor. United States will be restored to its lawful status or it will be terminated, denying foreign bankers the use of it. The former is my preference. That jurisdiction used to stand for something decent. It can again.
Type up your legal papers and file them with the appropriate courts. These papers establish the foundations of the law enforcement action and note the lawfulness of the jurisdiction called the People and their constabulary, herein referred to as Fundamental Constabulary.
You accept volunteers from United States law enforcement agencies to act in their capacity as members of the People and, by extension, members of Fundamental Constabulary.
To those volunteers --all fully vetted United States law enforcement professionals-- you attach a gordian knot of legal tripwires that cause that compressor to wipe United States if the actions of those agents are obstructed or if any harm comes to those agents.
I guarantee you that the system had completely forgotten about the authority of the unorganized militia --Fundamental Constabulary-- to make arrests and empanel tribunals. These criminals won't know whether to shit or go blind when their buddies start getting arrested. If they attempt to prevent the arrests, that compressor explodes and wipes United States, leaving every criminal completely naked and unprotected by any jurisdiction. There is no honor among thieves. It'll be a mad scramble to save their own skins. They will not save one another in the risk that it may destroy the very jurisdiction which protects them. Do you see?
By these actions, as well as by various jammings of the legal system, do you make perfectly legal the actions of these agents to arrest criminals, pursuant to the authority of Fundamental Constabulary, an authority that is no way dependent on the assent of any United States law enforcement officer, such as the Attorney General or the Director of the FBI.
These volunteer agents essentially will be "moonlighting" for another law enforcement agency, Fundamental Constabulary. They retain their positions at their "day jobs."
You see then that it is possible, merely by typing words on papers and filing them with courts, that you could walk over to the desk of an agent whom the Attorney General had previously forbidden to arrest criminals, have that agent sign a piece of paper assigning him the legal protections accorded to members of Fundamental Constabulary, hand him another badge, salute him, and say, "There you go. You now possess arrest powers previously denied you by select criminal United States officeholders. You possess full authority to act within the territorial jurisdictions of the United States and the several states."
That's the model that works. Figure out the details.
You will not solve this problem by working solely within the United States legal system. You know that now. Get crackin'.
I am Christopher King. I am America's Senior Comedian and One-Man Weapons System for Truth.
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This is the product safety sticker that accompanies all my speech:
There was a Pratt and Whitney JT9D 7-series compressor recovered from Murray Street in New York on 9-11, the precise identification of which is detailed in the Capta Brightstick Document. That incompatible engine hardware precludes Flight 175's presence at the scene of the crime and indicts the jurisdiction known as United States as criminal. If you are a member of a grand jury or jury, or if you are a judge, and if this product safety sticker has been removed from whatever speech of mine may have been presented to you, it is because the prosecutor is pulling a fast one on you and doesn't want you to know that the federal government auto-executed itself in a grand ceremony for all to see. Please have a nice day.
Updated legalese, added 11/1/2012 on the occasion of realizing that every time I go to court, Madame Prosecutor is forever waving around my intellectual property contained herein, content to use my words against me without having the decency to buy her ticket to my show. Well, here's something you can wave around: "I, Christopher King, do hereby plead guilty to whatever it is that Madame Prosecutor may allege. I'm rotten to the core and I secretly make fun of the judge all the time. As a result, I --and here these are my words, the words of the prosecutor and not of Mister King-- I have luscious melon breasts and I think the judge is the worst thing ever to happen to the court. You hear me, judge? That's right. I, Madame Prosecutor, secretly hate you and I think your rulings blow. I would like the record to reflect that Mister King is well hung and I ache for his tender ministrations. I suck, the prosecutor's office sucks, the judge sucks, and Mister King is a national treasure despite his plainly stating that he is guilty of all allegations that may ever be made. He plainly confirms that he is a dangerous terrorist. There. Let the record try to sort out who is who in this statement."
"Ta da! Behold Assclown Jurisdiction United States!"
End of product safety sticker.
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