My Video Intro

What follow are to be considered transcriptions of spoken word pieces that I would have delivered in a physical theater. You will also find video and audio pieces here.

This show has been roughed out years in advance, and material delivered as its time approached. There is an arc to this show. For that reason, posts --that is, pieces-- should be read in order, from older to newer. So if you've been absent for a bit, scroll all the way down and read upward.

Please remember that this is not a free show. This is the professional undertaking of a professional comedian who bet the farm on making this a going concern. Just because it is possible to steal my property does not mean that you may. If you go to the farmer's market and the man is away from his table, you are nonetheless obligated to put your money into the shoebox labeled "Put money here." My personal friends are exempted from buying their tickets, as well as those who may not be able to afford to buy a ticket. Everyone else is morally and legally obligated to buy a ticket if they partake of even, say, a dozen pieces of mine per year. Duck outside my theater for a cigarette as often as you like, but you didn't get in here in the first place without buying your ticket at the box office. The cost is $100 per person, per year. There is no law enforcement discount. There is no news media discount. No one gets a discount, unless you honestly don't have the money. (And to my law enforcement patrons: Even in Lenny Bruce's day, cops had to buy their tickets before they could get into his theater to jot their notes. Jot away, but if you are not here to arrest me or to shut the place down, then you are here covertly. If that is the case, then you are passing as ordinary patrons. If that is the case --and it is-- then you buy your tickets just like regular customers.)

Thank you for coming.

--Chris

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This is the product safety sticker that accompanies all my speech:

There was a Pratt and Whitney JT9D 7-series compressor recovered from Murray Street in New York on 9-11, the precise identification of which is detailed in the Capta Brightstick Document. That incompatible engine hardware precludes Flight 175's presence at the scene of the crime and indicts the jurisdiction known as United States as criminal. If you are a member of a grand jury or jury, or if you are a judge, and if this product safety sticker has been removed from whatever speech of mine may have been presented to you, it is because the prosecutor is pulling a fast one on you and doesn't want you to know that the federal government auto-executed itself in a grand ceremony for all to see. Please have a nice day.

Updated legalese, added 11/1/2012 on the occasion of realizing that every time I go to court, Madame Prosecutor is forever waving around my intellectual property contained herein, content to use my words against me without having the decency to buy her ticket to my show. Well, here's something you can wave around: "I, Christopher King, do hereby plead guilty to whatever it is that Madame Prosecutor may allege. I'm rotten to the core and I secretly make fun of the judge all the time. As a result, I --and here these are my words, the words of the prosecutor and not of Mister King-- I have luscious melon breasts and I think the judge is the worst thing ever to happen to the court. You hear me, judge? That's right. I, Madame Prosecutor, secretly hate you and I think your rulings blow. I would like the record to reflect that Mister King is well hung and I ache for his tender ministrations. I suck, the prosecutor's office sucks, the judge sucks, and Mister King is a national treasure despite his plainly stating that he is guilty of all allegations that may ever be made. He plainly confirms that he is a dangerous terrorist. There. Let the record try to sort out who is who in this statement."

http://youtu.be/rJDztqCG91g

"Ta da! Behold Assclown Jurisdiction United States!"

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Monday, March 26, 2012

Once you understand that 9-11 had been carefully planned by bankers years in advance, then it is possible to see the method behind the seeming madness.

There were no mistakes made on 9-11. Nearly everything went off as planned, with the notable exception of "Flight 93" having been shot down by non-aligned military elements. "Flight 93" was likely destined for Building 7, the third structure in that pig of an office complex that needed to be brought down in order to get out from under onerous environmental orders on the expensive removal of that site's asbestos. When Flight 93 did not arrive as planned, that is when Larry Silverstein got on the phone to his insurance company to see if he would still be covered (still make some money) if he were to bring the building down by way of controlled demolition --to "pull it," in Silverstein's own words, an industry term for controlled demolition. (How Building 7 magically got wired up for controlled demolition within a few hours of its being "damaged" --which it wasn't-- we can only speculate, as it takes weeks to wire a building for demolition.)

But anyhow.

The U.S. Secret Service failed to do its job on September 11, 2001 in several important ways. These failures could be explained if the Secret Service had foreknowledge of the 9/11 events as they were proceeding. That possibility leads to difficult questions about how the behavior of Secret Service employees might have contributed to the success of the 9/11 terrorist attacks. Answering those questions will require the release of existing interview transcripts as well as follow-up questioning, under oath, of a few key people within the agency.
The most glaring example of Secret Service failure on 9/11 was the lack of protection for the President of the United States after it was well known that the country was facing terrorist attacks on multiple fronts.The interesting thing about this was that it was not a consistent approach. That is, the president was protected by the Secret Service in many ways that day but he was not protected from the most obvious, and apparently the most imminent, danger.
President Bush had been at risk earlier that morning when Middle-Eastern looking journalists appeared at his hotel in Sarasota, Florida claiming to have an appointment for an interview.A Secret Service agent turned them away in a move that might have saved Bush from an assassination attempt. [1]
Bush then traveled to an elementary school for a community outreach photo opportunity which had been well-publicized for several days. It was reported that “Police and Secret Service Agents were on the roof, on horseback and in every hallway” at the school. [2]Every visitor at the school was required to attend a preparation meeting two days before, and all the phone lines had been tapped.The school’s principal stated – “It was the safest place in the world. If you blew your nose and it wasn’t time for you to blow your nose, they knew it.” [3]

http://globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=29956

The Secret Service did not fail to do their job. They did precisely as instructed. They did not remove George Bush from Booker Elementary School because sitting in the middle of a grade school, on live TV, was the absolute safest place for that little criminal conspirator to be. (By the way, George Bush was in no way running the operation, nor did he plan it. He's too dim-witted. The bankers who commissioned the event have professionals on the payroll who do those things. George Bush played his role, which was to occupy the Office of the President and sign legislation, nothing more.)

Once you understand that a carefully planned criminal coup d'etat occurred on 9-11, you might expect that non-aligned military elements might take exception to this action and either arrest or militarily target George Bush for removal.

Nothing was left to chance on 9-11. Every last variable had been planned in advance.

George Bush had been placed into that school by the architects of the coup for a reason, and that is why he remained there, seemingly inexplicably. That reason is this: George Bush knowingly used those school children as human shields. Better that than to have Air Force One blown out of the sky in a lawful action by patriotic, non-aligned military elements. Who's gonna lob a cruise missile into an elementary school, hm?

Far from being a war hero, George Bush is arguably the biggest coward who ever lived.

You check back in ten years and see if I'm right. I bet I am.